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21 years old
NC State University student
Integrative Physiology and Neurobiology





Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzleNot a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzleThe stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,When out on the stoop some bitch came around,I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snowDamn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!To the windows! to the walls!Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”
Fo shizzle.

Twas the nizzle before Christmizzle, when all through the hizzle

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mizzle; fo shizzle

The stocking caps were worn by the homies with care,

In hopes that St. Nizzle soon would be there;

The bitches and hoes were up all snug in their beds,

While visions of bling sparkled on their heads;

And mamma with her swag, and me in my cap,

Had just settled down for a long ass nizzle,

When out on the stoop some bitch came around,

I sprang from my crib, to knock this fool down.

Awizzle to the window I flew like the Flash,

Tore open this bullshit and threw out the trash.

The moon had her fine titties glistening on the snow

Damn son, now I gotta clean this up too yo,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appizzle,

But a tinyass sleigh, and eight tinyass reindizzles,

With a little old pimp, so lively and quick,

Woah wait, hold up one moment, is that St. Nick?!

Faster than shots in a bar his homies they came,

And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

“Yo, Dasher! Hey, Dancer! Damn, Prancer and Vixen!

Yo, come on, Comet, Cupid , Donder and Blitzen!

To the windows! to the walls!

Now run bitches! Run bitches! Goddamn y’all!”

But I heard him shout, fore he flew outta sizzle,

“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-nizzle.”

Fo shizzle.

(Source: fiveserpentsteeth)



38,288 notes | Reblog | 5 months ago
Posted on December 23rd at 1:53 AM
Tagged as: snoop dogg. christmas. rap. hip hop.
Reblogged from: rambleonmaestro
Originally posted by: fiveserpentsteeth
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